Recovering control freak and frequent perfectionist. Capable of exceptional output, with recurring bouts of existential inertia. Animated at dawn, flagging by dusk. Underplans, overpacks and feels passionately about really random stuff. Loves being alone while surrounded by thousands of people.

Would you invest in me? I probably wouldn’t…

My [ahem] value proposition seems far from unique. Who among us is one-dimensional? But what if our flaws - attributes we too often sublimate - were actually features? Quirky embellishments, flashy add-ons…things we can learn to love and never knew how much we needed?

Relentlessly energetic? You aren’t annoying, but rather function as a catalyst for growth. Channel that intensity into projects of impact and mentorship opportunities.

Super linear? Every professional team and friend group needs someone keeping tempo. Frameworks provide foundations for artistry and experimentation. There’s no colouring outside of lines without a nuanced template.

Wildly eccentric? Sounds like creative prowess writ endless. Your weird is another kind of wonderful. So many great ideas, ambitious hacks and fun sidebars. Find the folks who appreciate your unusual.

There’s an interesting polarity within human experience. We’re fascinated by outliers - those who torch rules and norms. Yet conformity has its charms. Familiarity is comforting, particularly in liminal contexts. Ergo, we toggle: between admiration for the prosaic and lust for rogues.

All the more reason to let our freak flags fly :)

Friends: we’re each dysfunctional in our own special way[s]. Awkward characteristics are badges of honour. Eccentricities mellow over time. Or they don’t! Your worst moments are far less harrowing than you imagine and even superpowers have their limits…

Critique is easy. Affirmation requires finesse. Why not embrace an ethos of constructive positivity? This is good, that’s interesting, there’s opportunity for better…you get the idea.

I’m getting comfy with my bugs. Impulsiveness, mood swings, intensity…that’s all part of the package. Also included are empathy, advocacy and sarcasm. Get to know me and I’ll even throw in an occasional warm hug.

A steal at the low, low price of meaningful engagement ;)